So, she made the godforsaken Friday, and the decent Saturday. We’ll just have to wait for her Sunday song. But, here’s an idea for your lyrics, Rebecca Black.
It’s 11:00 AM waking up from my bed
Thoughts of Homework spinning through my head
I had English, Math, and Science
History, and oh crap… SAT’s.
I walk out of my room, and see my family
I wonder why they’re all shouting at me?
Was it a bad idea to tell them that
I haven’t studied a thing for my SAT
I got to get my bowl of cereal
But oh no! There’s no more cereal
I’ll just drink some milk!
Oh what the **** is in this? Vodka?
It’s Sunday, Sunday, got to get the newspapers
For the people in my room, who are gapers
What are they looking at? (Hey!)
Are they still in disbelief that (Hey!)
I haven’t studied a single thing for my SAT? (Hey!)
My parents locked me in my room!
They want me to sleep, I assume
So I call all my friends
And I don’t really know where this song is going…